Amusing Spam Comments

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Spam comments are inevitable when you manage and run blogs. Thankfully there are enough funny and outrageous comments to keep me from going insane.

I am not sure why anyone still uses this method of advertising? Then, as I was deleting all my spam comments, I had a “light bulb” moment. It must still be working. Which means us bloggers are still doing a poor job to combat spam, myself included. I guess I am going to need to add a captcha, Askimet, and Challenge to all my blogs. Also, I would consider checking the URL’s left on SEOmoz Spam Detection. Maybe if we, as bloggers, can negate all positive benefits from spam commenting it will cease to exist? I seriously doubt it, but I can dream.

Below you will find my favorite spam comments.

1. Thank you with the well-thought posting. I’m actually at operate perfect now! So I must go off without having reading all I’d like. But, I set your blog on my RSS feed in order that I can go through far more. It helped me a lot. I was little bit aware about it but your post gave me clear idea. (What is operate perfect anyway?)
2. In it something is also I think, what is it good idea. (???)
3. Real estate usually rises and falls but within the past couple of months and years even, foreclosed homes are really growing, as is demand for them. (This particular post was written about the purchasing of jewelry online.)
4. Hi-ya im fresh to this. I stumbled upon this board I find It truly accommodating & it’s helped me out loads. I hope to contribute and guide other people like its helped me. Thank’s, See Ya About. (I’m fresh to this?)
5. I am final, I am sorry, but it not absolutely approaches me. Perhaps there are still variants? (I don’t even know?)
6. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
7. Admiring the actual time and effort you put into your blog and detailed information a person provide! may bookmark your weblog and possess my kids check up here often. Thumbs upward! (Thumbs Upward? Is that super, cool new phrase?)
8. I apologise, I can help nothing. I think, you will find the correct decision. Do not despair. A JOKE! ) What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. (That is gross!)
9. Yes, quite I have a nice joke for you) Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
10. Good good. I can not use the language to appreciate the author’s good. (I have to display this comment because I thought it was worded quite well.)
11. First girl to get sacked on Facebook! I had to tell the owner bout u losin that tenner coz obviously the till was down at the end of day. she wasn’t very pleased at all and despite me trying to persuade her otherwise she said I have to let u go. I’m really sorry.’ Gotta love that grammar and spelling. Or should I say: Gtta luv dat grammer nd splling. (I am confused. Did I just get fired from my own blog?)

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